wat bout pragnant strippers??
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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