STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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