this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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