Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Damn victory sex feels great
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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