And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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