Little spoons don't ask big questions
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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