haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
