Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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