we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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