i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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