almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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