your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We won't sleep together?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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