Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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