goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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