You just made me feel so damn special
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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