dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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