If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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