I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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