Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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