this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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