If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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