I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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