I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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