Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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