I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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