I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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