dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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