think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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