the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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