ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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