Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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