I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
