She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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