Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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