Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
you never un-have a 4some
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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