Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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