People in love make me want to vomit
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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