Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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