Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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