Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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