I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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