You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
did i just pee glitter
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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