she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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