You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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