there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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