woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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