i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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