We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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