But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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