Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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