"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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