You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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