You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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