I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i think my cat just said my name.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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