AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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