i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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