Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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