Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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