Whod you bang
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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